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VIDEO: 3 water messages you won’t hear from @BarackObama at @TheCityClub but should.

It’s another amazing Cleveland day as President Barack Obama will be speaking at the City Club later this afternoon.

But it’s unlikely he’ll talk about his dog Bo’s poop.

No worries! Since he’s in Cleveland, we asked him* for his official polices on three key platforms. Here’s what he had to say.

Obama says #DontFlushWipes

Obama says #DogsCantFlush

Obama says #PitchThosePills

Thanks to our own Wastewater Plant Operator Ryan Melton for his talents. Nice suit, too.