LIST: 5 reasons mayflies are nothing like giant mutated man-eating ants
When meteorologist Mark Johnson posted a radar image yesterday of a cloud of mayflies swarming over Lake Erie, it was almost intimidating, like something you’d see in a B-movie trailer foretelling a fight scene between mutated bugs and a clan of outmatched but gutsy Clevelanders.
One move that came to mind is 1977’s Empire of the Ants (what do you mean you’ve never seen it?!) But before you stock up on bunker supplies and take cover, there is really no reason to fear mayflies.
Mayflies only live for a few days. Giant ants are only killed by huge exploding fireballs.
Mayflies are drawn to the light. Giant ants hate fire. Obviously.
Wind direction over the lake can determine where mayflies populate. Giant ants determine where they populate only by climbing on helpless boats.
Mayflies do not bite. Giant ants feed on toxic waste and eat humans.
Mayflies are a sign of good water quality. Giant ants are a sign you are near doom.
So stay calm, Clevelanders. Mayflies are your friends.