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HEADLINES: “Frozen fecal matter closes interstate exit ramp.” Aaaaaand speechless.

Road crews in Lafayette, Indiana, spent Thursday afternoon scraping fecal matter off the interstate. A tanker truck spilled, leaving excrement in a mound as deep as eight inches, spread across the exit ramp.

But oh that wasn’t all.

As if that wasn’t bad enough, the pooling excrement froze, causing a toxic poopsicle, as well as a traffic hazard.

A video crew was in the newsroom when word of this story came in over the scanner:

Hat tip to Adam @asum2326 for the link.